And the winner for best Twilight movie is...

Average start to the day really, got to work long before I was due to start so sat in the staff room playing my DS. Work was, as it has been the last few days, moderately busy. My first customer was a NIGHTMARE however; she was clearly insane, and spent ages being generally annoying. In the afternoon I was walking across to the co-op, through the car park which had roughly 80% of the spaces free. One car however decided to crawl along behind me, revving it's engine until I had walked past a particular space. There is literally nothing different to this space than any of the fifteen spaces within twenty yards of it, only the fact that this solitary one garnered the opportunity for the driver to be an arrogant numbskull. I saw the woman get out of her car who turned out to be a troll. I say this as she was grossly overweight, very ugly and had a look of perpetual curmudgeonliness and self-importance. I did not take a shine to her.

This afternoon Charlie, my manager, left, having been transferred to a different store in Glasgow. It's pretty sad to see him go as although he was only ever temporary, he's been manager for as long as I've been there.

This evening I saw the MTV Movie Awards, which were awesome. It did annoy me how any category featuring Twilight was a dead cert, the only anticipation being created by the one category in which Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson were BOTH nominated. However, it was a great show, the highlight being Tom Cruise dancing with Jeniffer Lopez dressed as his Tropic Thunder character. I was crying with laughter for five minutes after the performance ended it was so funny. Also Christina Aguilera did a medley of songs, rekindling my disgust at the people ignorant enough to say she's copying Lady Gaga.

On a side note, I read in the king of newspapers, the Sun, that one of Britney Spears' bodyguards has quit and is considering legal action due to "sexual harassment" from her. Reportedly, she cavorted around naked in front of him and frequently beckoned him to her room. He not only declined, but is now considering suing her. What a poof. Literally, he must be. What human male would do that? Oh well.

Song of the day today is in tribute to the stupidity of the man in the above story. It shows exactly why he is very wrong to do what he did. Also it is a fantastic song. Pop music was actually once good, children.